First, I couldn't resist downloading this place, if just for the NAME:


"Dirge, what the hell is this human doing?"
"It's called dancing, Starscream."
"It looks like she's having a system meltdown. Should we put her out of her misery?"
"NO! They all look like that."


But he kinda gets...jiggy with it. Sort of.
"Hey, I like this!" Starscream tells Dirge.
"Yeah, once you get used to it, it's kinda fun!"
"Tell the humans to get lost!"
Dirge sighs and does what he's told.


Dirge gets rid of the humans for Starscream and then notices that Sunstorm is about to go nuclear on another human.


"Ha, you're all wet!" Sunstorm tells the human after slamming a water balloon into his face. The guy just walks away; what else can he do? Dirge is relieved.  He likes it here.


Dirge tells Starscream it's time to go home. The girl is back, obviously too drunk to know better. Starscream decides to kill her some other time.


Everyone goes home and Starscream turns on the TV and indulges in one of his favorite hobbies-cursing out movie Starscream.
"You're doing it wrong!" he screams.